You Know You Are Addicted to Hubpages When …

Hubpages Addiction

1. You are awake at 2 a.m. in the morning, writing a hub about addiction to hubbing.
2. You have nightmares about your hubscore plummeting to 0, and wake up screaming.
3. You develop insomnia because you cannot stop thinking about all the interesting hubs you want to write the next day.
4. You sleepwalk to your computer at night and start hubbing; writing articles that are not only coherent but actually brilliant.
5. You carefully go through all hubbers and add them to your fans list in the hopes that they will return the favor.
6. You stare glassy-eyed at your Hubpages score screen, continuously hitting the refresh button.
7. You create a real-time ticker at the bottom of your computer screen showing all your hubs and minute to minute updates of your hubscore.
8. Your spouse leaves you because he/she thinks you are having an affair with someone whose last name starts with the letters H-U-B.
9. You convince yourself to leave your day job because you know you can make millions through Hubpages.
10. You convince your spouse to leave his/her day job, because two people making millions is better than one.
11. You start looking like a mad scientist because hygiene seems so much less important than hubbing.
12. Your friends stop coming to visit because the only time you are able to form coherent sentences is when you are writing it down in a hub.

You are awake at 2 a.m. in the morning, writing a hub about addiction to hubbing.