• Shiba Inu Sephy’s Resume
    by shibashake on

    Shiba Inu Sephy

    Land of the Happy Cows.

    Education

    • SIRIUS puppy class I and II.
    • Basic Obedience II at the EastBay SPCA.
    • C’mon Let’s Go at the EastBay SPCA.

    Experience

    • Terrorized first vet at 10 weeks old. Vet technician had to put on a muzzle. Later perfected the art of preventing forced muzzling.
    • Defeated and embarrassed experienced dog walker/trainer with high-quality Shiba screaming and leash biting. About ten sessions were needed before total surrender.
    • Defeated trainer with > 10 years of experience at daycare center 1. Only one session was needed. 
    • Terrorized trainer at daycare center 2. Results within the first 10 minutes.
    •  Achieved constant attention at daycare center 3 with sustained whining and cute looks. Only one session was needed.

    Skills

    • Humping human legs, humping dogs (from any position, including a face hump).
    • Leash biting.
    • Expert thief. Can scale counters like Spiderman.
    • Biting on hands, arms, and clothing.
    • Very high-quality Shiba screams.
    • Alligator rolls.
    • Sustained whining.
    • Effective begging positions.

    Other

    Extremely strong-willed and willing to face any challenge. Smaller challenges may be handled by understudy Siberian Shania. Special rates available.

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