Land of the Happy Cows.

Education

• SIRIUS puppy class I and II.
• Basic Obedience II at the EastBay SPCA.
• C’mon Let’s Go at the EastBay SPCA.

Shiba Inu Sephy’s Resume.

Experience

• Terrorized first vet at 10 weeks old. Vet technician had to put on a muzzle. Later perfected the art of preventing forced muzzling.
• Defeated and embarrassed experienced dog walker/trainer with high-quality Shiba screaming and leash biting. About ten sessions were needed before total surrender.
• Defeated trainer with > 10 years of experience at daycare center 1. Only one session was needed. 
• Terrorized trainer at daycare center 2. Results within the first 10 minutes.
•  Achieved constant attention at daycare center 3 with sustained whining and cute looks. Only one session was needed.

Great at biting. Look at my teeth!

Skills

• Humping human legs, humping dogs (from any position, including a face hump).
• Leash biting.
• Expert thief. Can scale counters like Spiderman.
• Biting on hands, arms, and clothing.
• Very high-quality Shiba screams.
• Alligator rolls.
• Sustained whining.
• Effective begging positions.

Other

Extremely strong-willed and willing to face any challenge. Smaller challenges may be handled by understudy Siberian Shania. Special rates available.

Extremely strong-willed and willing to face any challenge. Smaller challenges may be handled by understudy Siberian Shania.

While listening to the chatter of 24 hour news, I started wondering if my Shiba Inu would make a good President – I don’t think so.

First of all, he is very self-centered and would just do whatever he wanted regardless of the consequences to others. He is also not very good at listening to others, or taking advice, and would always insist that he was “right”, no matter what.

Yikes – that sounds eerily familiar!

What Job Would Suit Your Dog?

So if not President, then what job would suit my dog?

I think my Shiba Inu would be an awesome scientist.

He is infinitely curious and he spends a lot of time just observing everything, including people, cars, other dogs, goats, etc. He could sit still for hours, observing the goings-on, even in our relatively boring, sedate, neighborhood.

The Little Detective!

One of my neighbors nicknamed him “The Little Detective“!

In addition, my Shiba Inu is running scientific experiments all the time.

He is constantly testing things like jumping onto counters, jumping on people, humping other dogs, different begging poses, different whining tones, etc. He tests these actions under different conditions, at different times of the day, and has a detailed lab book in his head of the results.

If he directed his scientific mind towards good, he would already win the Nobel prize!

Alas, good is boring for a Shiba.

If you have any appropriate job openings, here is my Shiba Inu’s online resume.

If he directed his scientific mind towards good, he would already win the Nobel prize! Alas, good is boring for a Shiba.