Vet = RUN AWAY or DIE FIGHTING
December 26th 2006
I am settling into my new den.
Life is pretty sweet because I get to do whatever I want.
Anyway, things were moving along nicely when suddenly I was packed up into the moving den again.
It wasn’t long before we reached a new and interesting scent location.
I was busy picking up all the calling cards of my canine friends when I was rudely pulled away and led into a new area that smelled like danger. Nevertheless, I put on a good face because I got to meet some new female subjects who made a fuss over me.
Then … in came the white coated female.
I could smell that she was trouble with a capital T. I tried to get away, but one of my new female subjects suddenly turned betrayer! She held onto me while the white coated one poked and prodded me.
At one point they forced a contraption onto my snout that prevented me from keeping them at bay with my fierce puppy teeth.
[Note to self – Make sure never to allow that snout thing again!]
I fought for my life but alas my 10 pound frame was no match for the over 100 pound Amazons holding me down.
But I will not go down without a fight!!
Shiba Wisdom
Everybody else knows the program and gives me lots of treats and hugs. If the vet would just FOLLOW THE PROGRAM, I won’t have to go ninja on her ass next time.